funny family

bukan i nak mengata my mom or even to make fun of her, but its really funny. and i wud love to share it with you. so please dont miss understand me or call me anak derhaka ok?

when we say..... she says

purple , furfle

gazebo , cazebo

nasi goreng gapi , nasi goreng gafi

Dr Chang , Dr Lang/Ng/Cheng

papaya , pafaya

kak Ila , Sheila

kak Sheila , Sheira

my auntie, mak long also have the same disease as my mom, but lain sket,

when we say.... she says

car/ kereta , motocar

lelaki handsome , lelaki lawa

perempuan cantik/ lawa , perempuan handsome

abang A`a , abang Aha


one day in sjmc;

ayah : ni ape u bawak ni?

mama : ape pulak yang i bawak?

ayah : ni atas meja ni? bukannye u pakai pon.

mama : ape benda lah orang tue ni mengarut ni?

ayah: ni lah! cream shaver i ni, yang u bawak kenape? u pakai ke?

mama : la... i ingat kan shampoo rejoice i, warna sama je.

ayah : tu la.. mak kamu ni, kalau dah tua besok, pokok kelape pon die pelok, die salah tengok, ingat ayah.

my dad has this theory he made due to my moms, "cuteness"

1. kalau la mak kamu jadi pilot, mesti kapal terbang jatuh. salah bagi order.
2. nasib baik mak kamu bukan jeneral askar yang plan nak buat perang, kalau tak mesti semua orang kena bom, salah bg information.
3. mak kamu ni, kalau tuang air pon kena pakai specks, kalau tau mesti tuang kat seluar ayah.
4. sampai sekarang ayah tak tau macam mana die boleh jadi a good lecturer. amazing.

alia&amira

amira: why did u choose your mp3 red?
alia : because it looks great with my car and wallet
amira : than why is your wallet red?
alia : because it looks good with my mp3 and car
amira: ok, so u car is red because it looks good with ur wallet n mp3?
alia : no lah. who say so? i want it red cus the rider is hot,
so kereta kena la hot mcm rider die.

hoi kenkawan..

again.. back to my second home, sjmc. for medical check ups and collecting stem cells.
ill be discharge tomorrow.
just to let you people to know,
i am going to mexico at this saturday
my flight is at 10 pm,
i might be staying there about a month.
the treatment is roughly 20 days, and
were planning to stay and have a holiday
at L.A L.V and Sandiego.
i am using Japan airlines instead of mas,
becus the business class tics there are more cheaper,
so i will be staying in Tokyo, Japan for 2 days,
please don't miss me too much.
hahahahah
yes i will get some souvenirs.
and capture some precious moments of me,
there.
please pray for me that the doctors are hot.
or at least there is some cute and
gorgeous patients.
i have to use another line there in Mexico,
i will text u the number later when i got it.
wish me luck.
tqverymouch.

Hide , Bandar Menjalara

jap. jap. jap. Hilton

things u need to knoe, becus i noe.. so now u noe.

1. my first copy of this is on a tissue paper.




2. the nurses and I had never seen or found and type of ghost in the hospital.



3. every part of your body that has hair, will fall of after under going chemotherapy.

yes, u will be like a naked chicken



4. steroid, which will be given to all chemotherapy patients will make you gain weight almost

double the size you were before.


5. radiotherapy can make your hand writing from bad to worst.



6. babies, as young as 3 days old can be diagnose ad a leukemia patient




7. Flowers can kill leukemia patient easily, so don't bring flowers if u plan to give a visit.




8. except raw food, leukemia patient can eat anything that they desire.




9. there is no concrete reason why a person can get leukemia. U just get unlucky.




10. Leukemia symptoms ; - swollen / bleeding gum
- high fever , mostly at night
- very weak
- blue black spots on body
- lost consciousness




11. there is 3 common type of leukemia ;

Adults - AML

Children - ALL

Relapse - CML




12. if the desease is getting worst, it will effect your vision. you can see like ring worms

swimming around. and if your reading, the ring worms will cross the words.




13. staying in government is more fun than private hospital. Because get to walk around and talk

to the other patient.




14. there is no local k.l nurse in any k.l hospital.




15. there is no such thing as Hot Doctors. Greys Anatomy is a BULL.




16. after chemotherapy, your platelet can be as low as 1 or 2. the normal rate is 300 - 400.

therefore if you're bleeding, it wont stop. - dats why u cant go out" said mommy dearest.




17. not all ambulants are in emergency. some are just minor problems like, minor diarrhea.




18. Pizza , Mc D, KFC and Maggi mee is wat u will crave for during chemo. trust me. not rice.




19. chemotherapy can clear off all the pimples on your face and bodies. i meant Clear.




20. during chemotheraphy, patients mood will be moody most of the time. so if you plan to visit

and cheer them up with your jokes, prepare to be laughing, all by your self.

ooh.. lalala..

meet my new b.f,
hes name is Patchi,
he has with me during my ups n down.
oh yes he taste great,
creamy, he is super hottie,
he looks good too, perfect golden tent,
he taste and looks absloutly gorgeous in any shape and sizes,
he will make ur dream fantasy come to live,
and yes, he is good on the bed, sofa, and cars.
so people, meet my new soulmate, Patchi.

ladies...
I noe u hate me

Padan muka FAH

this is me (in a skinny version) with ajad in aquaria, holding jelly fish in a bucket.
its actually fah and her beloved ajad, but i just love to pissed her off.
this is gona make fah sooo pissed. hahhahahahahhaa. yes indeed i do love azad daud. hahahahahahhaaha
we have been together since the day that we met at citroen. hahahahahahhaha. padan muka fah.

my apek kong-kong cousin was so pissed of when i glued this picture on her door, till she hide all my clothes in her room. at all different places. so after i shower, i had to play treasure hunt. azad if ur reading, u better stop laughing now, b4 u batuk2 again.

ive got nothing to say

in my new house, my room is gona be like this one. ive already bought the exac same bed. its gona be gloomy and comfy. so when u enter the room, u just feel like sleeping. i have adore country rooms forever. ive also found a lady who can make my curtains and bed sheet, toilet bowl cover, dust bin cover, door knob and cabinet cover, shower curtains, to match each other. its gona be preetyfull.

hip-hop n r&b makes my ass move by it self.

i cant stand rave or techno music. it gives me a MAJOR f*ckin headache.
what ever happend to ja rule and ashanti, jay-z, tupac, diddy,
usher, fat joe, 50 cents and the other playas?
yes i adore hip hop- or some idiot calls it
hik hok

i cant stand rave,
i can puke when i hear that song. and its even worst
when ur room mate has it
on their phone.
demit.

touch me, and than just f*ck me,
till i can feel my satisfaction,
or what ever la the lyrics is that i just dont bother to listen,
now that is not verbal language to u old folks?
dont just blame the niggas n playas for ruining your
childrens language.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOh bear,

do you remember when i said ill buy u something in cherating if anything that reminds me of you, well honestly i was having a blast and dint remember u at all. until i saw this. so this is your souvenir. say, thank u alia.

Cherating Best Gila

once again..
cherating neva let us down. fun fun fun.
but first, we had this small room. me and fah memprotes kan diri.
but it dint work. so we did the plan B.
pujuking.
so after being fah being.. mommy-mommy,
and me being, daddy-daddy,
our phrase was
fah ; ipa tak balik selalu kat mesie.. bole la.
alia ; dah la ayah suroh org pg chemo lagi, org dah tak nak pg.
but i listen to u, now u listen to me. k daddy?
than we upgraded to the penthouse/presidential suite,
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but we got it cheaper anyway.

and,
where else can u find a leukemia patient riding
a jet ski on the beach? u tell me?
hahaha. AKU GEMPAK! nothing can stop me from having fun.

so i ride and become a rempit laut
but not just me. with adi at the back of me. i go preng-preng! and his like
"to the max alia, to the max!" aku pon ape lagi, pusing abis la.

than it was his turn to ride.
since it was his first time expirience, i gave him 20 mins take over
while i ride for only 10 mins. and after whe exchange of position,
one big ombak langgar us and dush..
we fall.

but it was still fun.
and we dint give up we climb back the jet ski,
in the middle of the sea (takde la middle sgt)
and than the second ombak hit us frm the side,
dush.. jatuh lagi.
mind u, the ombak was daaaaamn big.

and than i was tired,
from far i can see the life guard and my dad running towards us,
trying to be the hero.
but we laugh and laugh, and i lie back while the wave
hit us back to the shore.
thanks to the life jackets that had make it all possible.

and than i saw my aunts, 4 of them
and my mom running towards me with their cuak faces,
worried if something goes wrong,
but i just cant stop laughing.
and after they see me fine and laughing, my mom smack the
back of my bald head.
and yes, i jet ski - bald.
the life guard abg siap ngorat lagi.

and than i was tired,
instead i joined the babies doing a sand castle,
and screams ombak tahatt!!
-just following the babies.-
but adi, being a macho boy,
he went back to the jet ski and ride the extra 20 mins.

and today,meaning our last day in cherating,
me,fah,my sis, adi and kak ida did
a gorgeous batik, we paint and all.
and my aunt said my batik-adi helped me-
can be sell as much as 50 cents.

yes i took some pictures,
i will upload it as soon as i edit it
.tqverymouch.

kiss me

Message: : People with crooked teeth
usually Kiss
BETTER than people with straight
teeth...



-- When you chew gum before you kiss,
it actually makes your breath SMELL
WORSE than before because of your
salivary glands...

// Mints work MUCH better. <3 <3 <3


`*GUYS; It is much more ROMANTiC to
kiss girls in a fancy restaurant or
UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your
disgusting bedroom or in the movie
theaters


`*GiRLS; Just because a guy kisses you
every 10 minutes doesn't mean he’s
using you ...he's just a little
horny ;) && there`s no problem with
that !!!



-- It has been PR0VEN that when people
with the SAME Hair C0L0R kiss, it is
more R0MANTiC than that of a different
hair color!!!

[(WE D0NT KNOW WHY)]


-- your First Kiss isn’t always your
BEST Kiss


-- If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY
with your tongue, it doesn't mean you
are a good kisser .. it just means
your TOUNGE MUSCLE is strong


-- ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL
GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets
a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes




BE A GREAT KiSSER W/ THESE TiPS

-- T0UCH HiS/HER FACE

-- RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH HiS/HER
HAiR

-- KiSS S0FTLY AT FiRST, THEN APPLY
M0RE PRESSURE

-- H0LD Y0UR KiSSiNG PARTNER


Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it...

methods of Love....

+kiss on the ear--------------------
"i'm horny"
+kiss on the cheek-----------------
"we're friends"
+kiss on the hand------------------
"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck-------------------
"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--------------
"i want you now"
+kiss on the lips---------------------
"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands-----------------------
"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink--------------------------------
-"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt---------------------
"thats mine"
+playing with the ear----------------
"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight---------------------
"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes---
"let's get romantic"
+playing with hair on head-------------
"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist -----------
"i love you too much to let go"
+laughing while kissing-----------
"i am completley comfortable w/you"

=advice=
***if you're kissing someone, close
your eyes. it's not nice to stare...

this is my night light. it has a very romantic memorable story behind it. i bought it from a vintage shop in ipoh,perak.

on my bday, nothing much. but it was fun.

yuns and i at her surprise party. and i dint know it was her surprise party. so we both got surprise.

ayo..

i think there is a toyol in my house la. that day i place my wallet in my moms room, and it disappear just like that. and all my i.c n membership cards all gone. and i cant drive anymore. tomorrow im doing my visa, and i will face a big problem, because i dont have my i.c. demit.. stupid toyol. last few days, i got 50 bucks from sumone and i put it on my table. because my wallet is no missing in action. and few days after that, the money is gone oso. if i ever jumpa the damn toyol.. i tell u, i will sekeh his bald head. i am so pissed with it. damn you stupid ghost.

oh yea.. this friday me and fah and my other family and cousins are going for a short holiday in kuantan. cant wait. where is my damn walleeeet?