mak aku buat lawak lagi

so sorry mom,
but for the sake of people who is bored to death,
and have nothing else to do,

when we say..... she said,
cesar............... carlos

ur never great full................. u never THANKS

oh.. ur gona like this,

Calvin Klein.................... Calvin clean, Calvin Klen, Klenvin Klain

Dolce & Gabana ...................Dolse , Dols, Doys

Bagus Curtain...................... Good Curtains

BCBG Mazaria................. BCBG Masariang

ayah : who wants to go for late night pizza?!
alia & amira : jooooooom!!
ayah : malas la pulak nak dress up, makan maggi je la.

aku tak suke la kan die ajak-ajak taik ayam warne hijau.

one day at LA pizza place where my dad nearly punch this white waiter but i think the white waiter is very cute.

ayah: can i have a vegetarian pizza please?

cute white waiter : ok, one vegetarian pizza.
ayah: no no for all of us,
cute white waiter : ok so four vegetarian pizza
alia : can i have seafood pizza instead?
cute white waiter : ok so.. one seafood pizza and 3 vegetarian.
ayah: yes thats about it, make sure there is no meat pls, were all vegetarian.
cute white waiter : but shes having seafood, theres meat in it.
ayah: no no no i dont want any meat at all,
cute white waiter: no meat? are u sur..
ayah: yes! we are all vegetarian, we dont eat any meats. no meat at all.
cute white waiter : ok so.. 3 vegetarian pizza and one seafood pizza with no meat.
ayah: yes.. and make sure no meat, write that down!
cute white waiter: yes sir, no meat.

and yes.. my pizza only got cheese and tomato paste.