mak aku buat lawak lagi

so sorry mom,
but for the sake of people who is bored to death,
and have nothing else to do,

when we say..... she said,
cesar............... carlos

ur never great full................. u never THANKS

oh.. ur gona like this,

Calvin Klein.................... Calvin clean, Calvin Klen, Klenvin Klain

Dolce & Gabana ...................Dolse , Dols, Doys

Bagus Curtain...................... Good Curtains

BCBG Mazaria................. BCBG Masariang

ayah : who wants to go for late night pizza?!
alia & amira : jooooooom!!
ayah : malas la pulak nak dress up, makan maggi je la.

aku tak suke la kan die ajak-ajak taik ayam warne hijau.

one day at LA pizza place where my dad nearly punch this white waiter but i think the white waiter is very cute.

ayah: can i have a vegetarian pizza please?

cute white waiter : ok, one vegetarian pizza.
ayah: no no for all of us,
cute white waiter : ok so four vegetarian pizza
alia : can i have seafood pizza instead?
cute white waiter : ok so.. one seafood pizza and 3 vegetarian.
ayah: yes thats about it, make sure there is no meat pls, were all vegetarian.
cute white waiter : but shes having seafood, theres meat in it.
ayah: no no no i dont want any meat at all,
cute white waiter: no meat? are u sur..
ayah: yes! we are all vegetarian, we dont eat any meats. no meat at all.
cute white waiter : ok so.. 3 vegetarian pizza and one seafood pizza with no meat.
ayah: yes.. and make sure no meat, write that down!
cute white waiter: yes sir, no meat.

and yes.. my pizza only got cheese and tomato paste.

i miss my bon bon..

im in L.A!!!!!!!
well actually im going back home 2morow.
ive been in LA for 4days now.
LA is fun fun fun!
i shop like freaking deaking lots!
and disneyland...
whoa.. theyre good at making u fell like a kid again.
well.. we dint actually ride all the rides, because that would be impossible.
but our daddy knows us best.
we went again the next day.
but still tak sempat.
anyways.... ive bought u guys souvenirs!
oh yeaaaa!
i think LA is the best place for the family tour this time.
but mexico is da bombdbdbdbdbd!
yea..yea.. it is because of lenny,
and the best part of it,
in 6 more months im going back to mexico,
mom cant take anymore leaves, cus she mises her students.
and daddy is VERY BUSY,
so.. im going with 2 of my frens.
and im planning to go to disneyland again.
oh yeaaaaa!
and Celine Dions concert almost put me to sleep,
thats because she high notes wakes me up,
a new.. DAAAAAYYY!!!!
wtf right?
we end up make fun of her,
ide rather go to sheila majids concert,
and screams,
SINARAN!!!
hehe, u noe wat i mean..
sent my regards to mommy k?
and a FREE FRONT ROW TICKETS to mommy's concert,
tak banyak.. tu je..
oh oh oh!
vip back stage pases.
so yea..
dats about it i guess,
my vaca ends tonight.
and tomorow, im going to japan,
and the next day, ill be home home home!
tqverymouch!

greetings from Vegas.

now i am in Vegas.
oooh yeaaa.
tonight, our plan is to go around vegas,
and snapping some pictures.
im really looking froward to see the carrot top show.
but sadly the tickets are sold out.
stupid mat salleh.
but were gona watch Celine Dion at Caesars Palace.
i hope she wont put me to sleep.
but before im in vegas, i was from san francisco.
another breath taking expirience when you
walk around at night.
its gorgeous.
those are some pictures taken from the citys
and at the fisherman's village.
im sorry i could not upload all the pictures. its
just too much work for me.
anyway, enjoice!
x)

Sandiego sunrise

i have now done all of my treatment in mexico. so that means that i have completed all of my treatment. so for now, the cancer is gone, and hopefully it wont relapse again.
i am now in Sandiego, planning to visit Sea World and the famous sandiego zoo. and yes im already miss him. well, life have to move on right farah? i dont feel like travelling and holidaying in LA and LV anymore. i feel like taking the next ticket to kl and flyy.
i wana go home. i miss my kfc. and u guys too, and the karaoke booth in curve.
im so sorry im really bad with buying souvenirs. im getting u guys either perfume or a top.and pictures of me. hahahah.
have u ever have this mix emotions and u dont really know what it is?
i am having it now.
damn it.

one day with lenny

one day, me and lenny went out for a movie, and than we saw this two huge ladies ordering their foods. and because of that, we had to wait 20 minutes for their foods to be done. those foods are
1. 2 large pop corns
2. 2 slurpee
3. 4 nachos
4. 4 small sodas.

so me and lenny start to make fun of this two huge ladies.

lenny : they're gona buy the whole candy store
hahahahaha
lenny : we can get lost in their asses
hahahahhaha
lenny : i bet at the end of the month, they gona eat each other, be cause they're
hungry and broke from todays movie snack
hahahahhahaha
lenny : i think they are the reason for 7 eleven to open 24 hours.
hahahahhaha
alia : if ur not gona stop teasing fat womens, ur wife will end up being that fat.
lenny : well.. its not so hard to find that kind of wife in mexico
hahahahaha
alia : look, they have ate half of their pop corns now while waiting
for they're nachos, and they're not in
the cinema yet.
hahahahhaha
lenny : if ur not gona stop teasing fat women... ur wife..
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
hahahhahahahaha

how can u not love him?

to fah, ja, farah, yusnie, jumanah, and nelly.

these are some picture of me and lenny,
on our way to a gorgeous place call,
Rosarita.

i look fu*cked up fat in this picture
theres more picture while were in rosarito,
but its with him so i will upload it
as soon as i got it from him.

puas hati ladies?
pass tak korang?
hahahaha
tqverymouch!

dear fah..

u mes me?
oh.. i think my mom was using the computer,
and she dint realize that u were online.
sorry babes, if that happen again,
text me, and ill be on9 with the webby,
me and the mexican guy? umm.
i dunno.. hes weird lately,
i dont understand him sometimes.
maybe because im leaving the hospital next week.
we really need to chat, i really need to talk to u
privately.
so if ur free.. text me.
muahxness.

dear fah..

hey babe.
i noe..i noee..
ur so in lovee..
yada yada yada,
me n mom doing fine here,
well.. im doing great actually,
ive went out with lenny yesterday to the museum,
and we had awesome time,
just walking and talking for hours,
having coffee at the small cafe,
learning more about mexico and the people
and the art.
mexico is not just a third world country,
its an awesome place.
its a place that u should visit before u die,
like a must!
we need to go on9 babes..
so many things i wana tell u personally,
till than,
ti amour!

update, update

movie was fuuuuuuun,
i had jap before movie, so it was fuuuuun,
he taught me how to mix pop corn and
chocolate nuts and it taste sooooo goooood,
and i had beef baritos yesterday but just a bite,
and it was fantastic.
i like mexican food.
and than the next day, i feel like
in high school again. everyone was talking about us.
and its so tiring to tell that it was not a date.
but they still keep on those ooooohh, aaaaaa
so.. wat ever.
2morow were going to this photography museum.
and were planing to go to the sea world,
i was suppose to go today, but something else happened,
so we postponed it.
and hes gona bring me to starbucks!
we have to drive 30 minutes just to have starbucks.
its the only one in tijuana.
so hes nice enuf to bring me there just to have my fav latte.
so ive learn more spanish words today,
de a mas,
u call me.
te a mo,
ill call u.
oi,
today,
manyada,
tomorrow.
aorta,
now.
estabien,
ok.
so yea.. im speaking spanish like 2 years old,
but they think its adorable.
hahahha

somethng that i forgot.

bear tagged me loooooong time ago. and i forgot about this until i read farahs blog.

a . 5 songs in my mp3
1 fugees - cant take my eyes off u
2 awie - sejati ( im serious.. i like that song .. tinggal kenagan.. gagal segala impian... erti sejati!!!!. cmon people sing with me!)
3 kylie minogue - red blooded women
4 texas - say what u want
5 mariah carey - hero (who dosent?)


b . 5 places i will not miss when im in curve
1. nichi
2. baskin robbins
3. setarbaks
4. the karaoke booth
5. cineleisure


c. my 5 bad habits that irritate fah like crazy
1. burping
2. sapping her hot ass when shes walking up stairs
3. chasing snowie
4. changing her jiwang songs in her car
5. saying how im in love with azad and making plans with her about me being with azad.


d. 5 things that i wont put in my mouth
1. oink oink
2. nose shit
3. finger nails
4. fish brains
5. cherry tomatoes- yuck!


e. 5 things that i miss so mouccch while in here in mexico
1. nasi lemak
2. my ladies
3. my car
4. my bantal busuk that i cannot bring because according to my mom "nanti tak pass airport laa" 5. tv3 news


f. 5 bad habits that i got from my dad
1. swearing people in the car while driving
2. accusing the road is sial when there is traffic jam, when we want to go back kampung in sg buloh and its our fault cus we went out late.
3. debating with anything dengan my mom.
4. listening loud music in the car.
5. turning up the bass very loud when listening music in mp3 or car. it can make some people puke.


g. 5 amazing things that my cat can do and yours cant.
1. eating kit kat
2. farting out loud
3. watching discovery channels- they loove it
4. playing hide n seek, police entry, sep-sep-sep , tom-tom-tom with me
5. peeing at the veterinarian. hahaha julius did that. i swear!


h. 5 spanish words that ive learn here
1. bueno dias - good morning
trades - good evening
nochas - good night
2. komo esta uste - how are u?
3. muevien - very good
4. tiamo - i love u
5. and its perfaVor not perfaMor - its, please.


i.5 reasons why i wont tagged anyone else
1. it takes time to do this crap. im doing it in one hour
2. its forcing ur brain to think
3. i hate to think
4. and u will tend to reply my tag in 4 motnhs
5. im sleepy.

oooola ola ola olaaa

ok..ok. i take it back,
this place maybe saks,
but the people here rox.
so i like it here, slowly im adopting my self with the people here
and the food here and the culture here.
while my dad snooze loudly with my mom,
i went out and have a chat with my p.r
lets give him a name.
Lenny
yes.. so most of the time i will be with lenny
talking and making jokes and have so much fun
if hes not around, i think ill go loco
thats crazy in Spanish.
i dint laugh a lot here, and top of that the food was ridiculous,
so basically i wasn't having a great time here.
but thankfully theres lenny.
he ask me out 2morow for a movie.
and i said yes.
not because i think its a date, more like just trying to have fun.
because im so bored here.
and this saturday, were going somewhere where he lives in mexico
to have Japaneses.
thank god he like japaneses. and i can see more of mexico.
oh yes.. word for today is
atun
it means tuna fish.
hahahahahaha

Ola motafaka!

ahahhahahahha
that sounds gud.
i learn 2 new words
devada= ur welcome. its because i keep on saying
grasias
and they keep on saying devada.
so i think its ur welcome.
and another word is tiamo!
it means i love u, my cousin thought me that
too much telenovela.

anywaaaaaaaay
no! which is also a word frm espanyol,
there is no hot doctors.
and ja.. i noe u like this,
greys anatomy IS A BULL
but i noe this dude..
so adorable.. and cute,
he has a twin too!
how fascinating is that?
or is it just becus i like him?
his faaaarny
he make jokes..
i make jokes..
we lauf together.. hes adorable!
hes my patient representative, so i can hang with him all the time
but i cant get notty2 here
cus im not staying here long..
so im afraid if i come back home..
im gona miss him.
did i mention hes adorable?
aya caramba! hahahha
no i get that from bart simpson.

its 12.38 am there in malaysia,
but its 9.38 pm here in mexico,
so its kinda hard for us to msn,
but if i can.. ill mention it on my msn personal message on msn
i miss malaysia too much.
everything here is in spanish.
even sponge bob is in spanish!
the only good thing about the tv is, theres
desperate housewife's! in english
and people, Eadie has a son
yes, may i repeat..
Eadie has a son!
i hope theres only what?!
expression more than
duh...alia.. ur so late...

so ok.. thats it than,
if u wana reach me cuss u miss me <- that sounds cool! ask farah or yuns for my number if u dunt knoe this people, that u dont noe me. hahahah. ooh..ohhh...ohh.. one more word i noe on my own, magarita!

funny family

bukan i nak mengata my mom or even to make fun of her, but its really funny. and i wud love to share it with you. so please dont miss understand me or call me anak derhaka ok?

when we say..... she says

purple , furfle

gazebo , cazebo

nasi goreng gapi , nasi goreng gafi

Dr Chang , Dr Lang/Ng/Cheng

papaya , pafaya

kak Ila , Sheila

kak Sheila , Sheira

my auntie, mak long also have the same disease as my mom, but lain sket,

when we say.... she says

car/ kereta , motocar

lelaki handsome , lelaki lawa

perempuan cantik/ lawa , perempuan handsome

abang A`a , abang Aha


one day in sjmc;

ayah : ni ape u bawak ni?

mama : ape pulak yang i bawak?

ayah : ni atas meja ni? bukannye u pakai pon.

mama : ape benda lah orang tue ni mengarut ni?

ayah: ni lah! cream shaver i ni, yang u bawak kenape? u pakai ke?

mama : la... i ingat kan shampoo rejoice i, warna sama je.

ayah : tu la.. mak kamu ni, kalau dah tua besok, pokok kelape pon die pelok, die salah tengok, ingat ayah.

my dad has this theory he made due to my moms, "cuteness"

1. kalau la mak kamu jadi pilot, mesti kapal terbang jatuh. salah bagi order.
2. nasib baik mak kamu bukan jeneral askar yang plan nak buat perang, kalau tak mesti semua orang kena bom, salah bg information.
3. mak kamu ni, kalau tuang air pon kena pakai specks, kalau tau mesti tuang kat seluar ayah.
4. sampai sekarang ayah tak tau macam mana die boleh jadi a good lecturer. amazing.

alia&amira

amira: why did u choose your mp3 red?
alia : because it looks great with my car and wallet
amira : than why is your wallet red?
alia : because it looks good with my mp3 and car
amira: ok, so u car is red because it looks good with ur wallet n mp3?
alia : no lah. who say so? i want it red cus the rider is hot,
so kereta kena la hot mcm rider die.

hoi kenkawan..

again.. back to my second home, sjmc. for medical check ups and collecting stem cells.
ill be discharge tomorrow.
just to let you people to know,
i am going to mexico at this saturday
my flight is at 10 pm,
i might be staying there about a month.
the treatment is roughly 20 days, and
were planning to stay and have a holiday
at L.A L.V and Sandiego.
i am using Japan airlines instead of mas,
becus the business class tics there are more cheaper,
so i will be staying in Tokyo, Japan for 2 days,
please don't miss me too much.
hahahahah
yes i will get some souvenirs.
and capture some precious moments of me,
there.
please pray for me that the doctors are hot.
or at least there is some cute and
gorgeous patients.
i have to use another line there in Mexico,
i will text u the number later when i got it.
wish me luck.
tqverymouch.

Hide , Bandar Menjalara

jap. jap. jap. Hilton

things u need to knoe, becus i noe.. so now u noe.

1. my first copy of this is on a tissue paper.




2. the nurses and I had never seen or found and type of ghost in the hospital.



3. every part of your body that has hair, will fall of after under going chemotherapy.

yes, u will be like a naked chicken



4. steroid, which will be given to all chemotherapy patients will make you gain weight almost

double the size you were before.


5. radiotherapy can make your hand writing from bad to worst.



6. babies, as young as 3 days old can be diagnose ad a leukemia patient




7. Flowers can kill leukemia patient easily, so don't bring flowers if u plan to give a visit.




8. except raw food, leukemia patient can eat anything that they desire.




9. there is no concrete reason why a person can get leukemia. U just get unlucky.




10. Leukemia symptoms ; - swollen / bleeding gum
- high fever , mostly at night
- very weak
- blue black spots on body
- lost consciousness




11. there is 3 common type of leukemia ;

Adults - AML

Children - ALL

Relapse - CML




12. if the desease is getting worst, it will effect your vision. you can see like ring worms

swimming around. and if your reading, the ring worms will cross the words.




13. staying in government is more fun than private hospital. Because get to walk around and talk

to the other patient.




14. there is no local k.l nurse in any k.l hospital.




15. there is no such thing as Hot Doctors. Greys Anatomy is a BULL.




16. after chemotherapy, your platelet can be as low as 1 or 2. the normal rate is 300 - 400.

therefore if you're bleeding, it wont stop. - dats why u cant go out" said mommy dearest.




17. not all ambulants are in emergency. some are just minor problems like, minor diarrhea.




18. Pizza , Mc D, KFC and Maggi mee is wat u will crave for during chemo. trust me. not rice.




19. chemotherapy can clear off all the pimples on your face and bodies. i meant Clear.




20. during chemotheraphy, patients mood will be moody most of the time. so if you plan to visit

and cheer them up with your jokes, prepare to be laughing, all by your self.

ooh.. lalala..

meet my new b.f,
hes name is Patchi,
he has with me during my ups n down.
oh yes he taste great,
creamy, he is super hottie,
he looks good too, perfect golden tent,
he taste and looks absloutly gorgeous in any shape and sizes,
he will make ur dream fantasy come to live,
and yes, he is good on the bed, sofa, and cars.
so people, meet my new soulmate, Patchi.

ladies...
I noe u hate me